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God's terminal commands! lol

• Login:
• > God
• Enter password.
• > Omniscient
• Password incorrect. Try again.
• > Omnipotent
• Password incorrect. Try again.
• > Technocrat
• And God logged on at 12: 01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
• Syscon: Root logged on at 12:01:30 AM, Monday, March 1. Create: Done
• %> Give Administrative Priviledges to God
• %> Give God Administrative Priviledges
• Give: Done. God is root. Root is God.
• %> Now let us make man in our image
• Now: Unspecified type. Try again.
• %> Create Man
• Create: Done.
• %> Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
• Be: Too many command operands. Try again.
• %> Run Man
• Run: Execution terminated at run time. 5 errors, 1 warnings.
• %> Insert Breath Into Man
• Insert: Done.
• %> Run Man
• Run: Execution terminated at run time. 4 errors, 1 warnings.
• %> Move Man to Garden of Eden
• Move: File Garden of Eden does not exist.
• %> Create Garden.edn
• Create: Done.
• %> Move man to Garden.edn
• Move: Done.
• %> Run Man
• Run: Execution terminated at run time. 3 errors, 1 warnings.
• %> Copy Woman Man
• Copy: Overwrite Man.obj (Y/n)?
• > n
• Copy: Terminated before completion. Try again.
• %> Copy Man Woman
• Copy: Done.
• %> Run Woman
• Run: Execution terminated at run time. 2 errors, 1 warnings.
• %> Run Man, Woman
• Run: Execution terminated at run time. 1 errors, 1 warnings.
• %> Create Desire, Freewill
• Create: Done.
• %> Run Man, Woman
• And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn. Warning: Infinite loop detected. 1 warnings.
• %> Undo Desire
• Undo: Desire cannot be undone while program is running.
• %> Stop Man, Woman
• Stop: Program not responding. Type [CTRL]-[ALT]-[DEL] to force termination, Wait to try again in 6000 years, or Cancel to allow program to continue.
• > Help
• Help is not available for this command.
• > Cancel
• Stop: Program termination cancelled.
• %> Create Tree_of_Knowledge
• Create: Done.
• %> Create Evil, Shame
• Create: Done.
• %> Run Evil, Shame
• And God saw he had created shame. System error in sector E95. Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
• %> Scan Garden.edn for Man, Woman
• Scan: Not found.
• %> Delete Shame.
• Delete: Shame cannot be deleted with Evil running.
• %> Delete Evil
• Delete: Evil: File not found. Cannot be destroyed.
• %> Halt
• Unrecognized command. Try again.
• %> Stop
• Stop: Required parameters missing.
• %> Cancel
• Unrecognized command. Try again.
• %> Damn this computer
• Unrecognized command. Try again.
• BROADCAST ALERT: ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
• %> Create New_World
• You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
• %> Delete Earth
• Delete: Confirm delete Earth (Y/n)?
• > Y
• Delete: Beginning deletion process. This may take a few moments...
• BROADCAST ALERT: COMPUTER GOING DOWN IMMEDIATELY *** COMPUTER GOING DOWN IMMEDIATELY. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
• Syscon: Killing all processes... Syscon: Delete process terminated before completion. Check for errors! Syscon: Logging users off...
• And God was booted off the terminal at 11: 59:59 PM, Friday, March 6